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Random Gifts on Amazon

6/24/2021

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One of the things that my husband and I do for each other is create "Wish Lists" on Amazon so when we want to buy the other person a gift or our family is looking for ideas we can send them the lists. Next week is my birthday and I was asked to update my list before it was emailed out. After doing that I thought it would be fun to search "Random Gifts" and see what I came up with. Let me tell ya, I was NOT disappointed! Check these random things out...
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Yodelling Pickle
Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. At last, the yodeling pickle you've been waiting for. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You'll think you're in the Swiss Alps listening to a yodelling pickle. Get yours today!


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Screaming Goat
Your new goat companion is 3 inches and sits on a tree stump base. When you give him a gentle press, he screams. I think everyone needs one of these! LOL Get yours today!​


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Underpants for your hands
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Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fit most adult hands. Get yours today!

And for those formal occasions, make sure to check out Formal Handerpants

P.S. If you are clumsy and frequently spill Slushies in your lap you'll want to carry these handy dandy Emergency Underpants.


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Pimple Popping Decompression Relax Toy
Now there is a new toy letting you finally satisfy the urge to pop all the pimples Without scarring your skin. It simulates the feel and popping of a huge pimple and it can help us relax ourselves and throw the pressure away. Get yours today!

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Tortilla Blanket 2.0
Our giant double sided burritos blanket 2.0 with a more realistic burritos pattern and a comfortable single-layer design. Tortilla effect be on both sides that will not destroy the amusement. We can’t stop laughing while staying warm. A great gift to the tortilla lovers! "Nutrition" Facts: Luxury flannel, gives you a super soft and smooth feeling
Get yours today!


Just in case you aren't a tortilla fan there are many 5 different foods you can wrap yourself with, like:
  • Waffle
  • Pepperoni Pizza
  • Chocolate Chip Cookie
  • Waffle Cone
  • and last but not least, Burnt Tortilla


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Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game
The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom? Sure it sounds funny, but for the golfer that just can't get enough of the game, it's the perfect item? Makes the perfect gift for any golf fan of any age!
Get yours today!



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Bigfoot Air Freshener
People who live in the Pacific Northwest have a secret - we've all smelled Bigfoot and he's incredibly rank. So, the genuinely pleasing pine odor of this 5" (12.7 cm) tall Bigfoot Air Freshener should come as a pleasant surprise. Get yours today!


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Pimple Popping Decompression Acne Blackheads Remover
You'll love it. Blackheads remover toy is fun, decompression, mood enhancing and is the best friend in your life. Get yours today!

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Steak Seasoning Dry Rub

9/14/2020

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Steak Seasoning Dry Rub
INGREDIENTS
2 tbsp Paprika
2 tbsp Minced Onion
1½ tbsp Dill Weed- Ground
2 tbsp Minced Garlic
1½ tbsp Black Pepper - Freshly Ground
2 tbsp Kosher Salt
1 tbsp - Coriander - Ground
1½ tsp Cayenne Pepper

DIRECTIONS
  1. In a medium size mixing bowl combine all of the ingredients and mix thouroughly. I usually double or triple the batch if I wan to make a large amount to share.
  2. Carefully pour into airtight container and store - or Share!
This spice mix makes a great gift - especially for Father's Day, Birthdays, or Christmas!
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Homemade Christmas

12/20/2019

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Here are the links for the recipes:
  • BBQ Spice Blend
  • Best Ever Granola
  • Blueberry-Ginger Hotcakes
  • Broccoli Cheddar Soup
  • Burger Seasoning Blend
  • Cajun Blackening Spices
  • Caribbean Jerk Seasoning
  • Cheddar-Herb Bread Mix
  • Chicken Noodle Soup
  • Chili Pecans
  • Chocolate Chunk Raspberry Granola
  • Coconut Curry Soup Mix
  • Coffeehouse Chocolate Spoons
  • Couscous with Apricots & Walnuts (the recipe calls for macadamia nuts but I chose walnuts instead)
  • Couscous with Chicken & Vegetables
  • Creamy Alfredo Noodles with Chicken Mushrooms and Pine Nuts
  • Creamy Potato Chive and Bacon Soup
  • Creamy Tomato and Basil Soup
  • Curried Lentil Soup
  • Eggnog Pancake Mix
  • English Toffee
  • Fiesta Rice with Corn & Chicken
  • Flavored Popcorn Salt
  • Garlic Bread Seasoning
  • Gingerbread Spice Mix
  • Healthy Oatmeal Packets
  • Homemade Chili Powder
  • Honeycomb Toffee
  • Instant Cheese Soup (w/ variations)
  • Mushroom Beef Broth and Couscous Soup
  • Poultry Seasoning
  • Rajin' Cajun Seasoning
  • Steak Seasoning Dry Rub
  • Taco Seasoning
  • Thai Coconut Milk Soup with Rice
  • Thai Peanut Noodles with Chicken & Vegetables
If you have some mixes that you would like to add to this list, please leave the link in the comments.
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WHAT I USED:
For the bags I purchased the ones below on Amazon. I also decided to purchase a sealer for extra security for the bags since I was mailing them. I really didn't want my family to open the box and find all the ingredients had merged together. But that could be my OCD talking :).

As far as the labels. I made them myself. I used Adobe Illustrator to make them, but it's just as easy to use Microsoft Office. Just open a new document, draw a text box and insert the text. Make sure the border on the box is a little thicker and then when you cut them out, cut just outside the line leaving a white border. I used full sheet sticker paper in my ink jet printer.
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